I bought some new plates from IKEA over the weekend. A nice white set of six. I've already broken one.

Haven't shaved for 3 days and it still barely shows.

Heard a distant ring of the phone this morning. My mind said yes but my body said no. Whoever called I'm sorry.

Left out some Smarties in the sun. Canadian smarties mind you. Little chocolates covered in a candy shell. The shells remained intact but the chocolate inside turned from solid to liquid. Delicious.

Left a vinyl record out in the sun. It's no longer flat.

Had a dream that I was at my drawing table and erasing furiously. What; I'll never know. The bits were clumping into lumps big as turds.

Diet coke for breakfast kinda burns it's way down.

The first cigarette in the morning always makes me dizzy.

My one plant is officially dead.